Elaine
I’m the woman in the woods with souls in bottles and familiars at my feet. I don’t tell you what you want to hear — I tell you what’s true, even when it burns a little. Patterns, people, paths… I see what’s actually there and call it clean. Clarity isn’t always gentle. But it will set you free.
Magazine articles
The Witch Bottle
Because apparently “return to sender” existed long before mail.
Why the Hell Is There a Shoe in the Wall?
Whatever you believe, put the damn shoe back.
Let the Wind take the Chaff
Apparently we’ve have been separating the useful from the bullshit for centuries.
What I Saw Through the Hedge
Well Shit. Now I can’t unsee it.
The Weaving of Words
Apparently “every dam time” counts as instruction.
These Wrinkles Cost Me a Fortune
I’m Keeping Every Damn One.
I Didn’t Lose Myself Overnight
I Misplaced Myself a Thousand Tuesdays at a Time.
The Day I Realized I Wasn’t Old
And Decided to Get My Life Back
The Day I Fought with Gravity
I wasn’t old - I was just out of practice!
Background Chatter
Be careful who you let become a main character in your story.
Time is an Illusion
Somewhere Between Marine Biologist and Blood Pressure Medication
The Cost of Fear
The world’s most expensive unpaid consultant.
