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Elaine
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Elaine

I’m the woman in the woods with souls in bottles and familiars at my feet. I don’t tell you what you want to hear — I tell you what’s true, even when it burns a little. Patterns, people, paths… I see what’s actually there and call it clean. Clarity isn’t always gentle. But it will set you free.

Magazine articles

My Journey

Drink This. Don’t Ask Questions.

Apparently Grandma was a potion maker and nobody thought to mention it.

Drink This. Don’t Ask Questions.
My Journey

A Witch’s Broom

Apparently we’ve been sweeping up more than dog hair.

A Witch’s Broom
My Journey

The House Bell

Because apparently even bad energy understands “you don’t live here.”

The House Bell
My Journey

The Witch Bottle

Because apparently “return to sender” existed long before mail.

The Witch Bottle
My Journey

Why the Hell Is There a Shoe in the Wall?

Whatever you believe, put the damn shoe back.

Why the Hell Is There a Shoe in the Wall?
My Journey

Let the Wind take the Chaff

Apparently we’ve have been separating the useful from the bullshit for centuries.

Let the Wind take the Chaff
My Journey

What I Saw Through the Hedge

Well Shit. Now I can’t unsee it.

What I Saw Through the Hedge
My Journey

The Weaving of Words

Apparently “every dam time” counts as instruction.

The Weaving of Words
My Journey

These Wrinkles Cost Me a Fortune

I’m Keeping Every Damn One.

These Wrinkles Cost Me a Fortune
My Journey

I Didn’t Lose Myself Overnight

I Misplaced Myself a Thousand Tuesdays at a Time.

I Didn’t Lose Myself Overnight
My Journey

The Day I Realized I Wasn’t Old

And Decided to Get My Life Back

The Day I Realized I Wasn’t Old
My Journey

The Day I Fought with Gravity

I wasn’t old - I was just out of practice!

The Day I Fought with Gravity